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The 10 Most Disturbing Episodes of Battlestar Galactica=A0
By Jason Helton in Daily Lists=A0 , TV=A0
Monday, February 13, 2012 at 7:59 am
=A0 =E2=80=8BLike it or not, it's hard to deny that Battlestar Galactica
certainly left its mark on television. Not since Babylon 5 has a sci-fi
series so embraced long-running storyarcs, and worked so how hard to
incorporate real world scenarios into a science fiction universe. But
one thing can be said with no doubt whatsoever -- this show is dark as
shit. Aspects from the original series like cute robotic dogs, aliens,
little boys going on adventures, and much more are replaced with
characters with major flaws, tragedy around every corner, and not a
single character was safe. Reportedly, Sci-Fi Channel execs were upset
at the amount of darkness and despair in BSG's first few episodes, and
suggested to the writing staff that they show a happy time on the
Galactica, like a party or something. So the staff rewrote the opening
scene of "Acts of Contrition" to include a celebration -- in this case
the celebration of a pilot's 1000th landing. The Sci-Fi execs got their
party... complete with a missile drone literally crashing the party,
splattering 13 pilots across the bulkheads. Apparently, that was the
last time execs tried to interfere with the plot of the series. However,
that scene is nowhere near as dark and disturbing as some of the things
that take place during the series' entirety, as this list showcases.
Now, there's no way the short space of this article to list every single
dark point in the series; plus, trying to rank the horrible things that
happen in these episodes is like trying to decide which invasive dental
procedure you would like without anesthesa -- we simply did our best.
Warning: If you haven't seen Battlestar Galactica, there are a ton of
spoilers ahead. Also: This list is kind of a bummer. 10) Collaborators
=C2=A0 iframe[ www.youtube.com=A0] Emotions were running wild after the
rescue from New Caprica -- particularly ones of anger toward those who
were thought to be collaborating with the Cylons. The episode opens up
to deckhand and former New Caprica Police Captain Jammer kneeling inside
of a launch tube, hands bound, in front of a group of six other people.
He's tried by the group, consisting of some civilians as well as Sam
Anders, Colonel Tigh, and Diana Seelix, and then convicted, and the
group watches as he is sucked out of the launch tube. It turns out this
little group of six is a government-sponsored vigilante squad, tasked by
acting President Tom Zarek with finding, judging, and executing known
Cylon collaborators. With Jammer taken care of, they focus their
attention on their next target: Felix Gaeta. Of course, we all know that
Gaeta was the mole feeding the resistance information. Thankfully, Chief
Tyrol was on the other side of Gaeta's information funneling operation,
so when Gaeta describes his actions, Tyrol is able to confirm that
indeed Gaeta was working for the resistance, saving Gaeta from a
horrific death by launch tube. The idea that many people we have
typically thought of as heroes turning into vengeance-seeking murderers
is rather frightening, especially when we find out that the government
(or what's left of it) is behind it all. 9) Razor =C2=A0 iframe[
www.youtube.com=A0] For those unfamiliar with the series, Razor was a
Battlestar Galactica movie set mostly aboard the Battlestar Pegasus,
chronicling the story of Admiral Cain right after the attack on the
colonies, as well her assistant Kendra Shaw. As we've heard in stories
told by her crew in BSG, the Pegasus had a disturbing and violent past,
and the TV movie proves it. We had previously heard from Colonel Jack
Fisk that Cain murdered her previous XO when he refused to order a
suicide mission. Of course, Fisk quickly changed his story and claimed
it was a joke, but here we discover that Fisk told the truth as we
witness Cain take Colonel Belzen's sidearm and splatter his brains all
over the Pegasus CIC. But Cain's legacy was far from over. Civilian
consultant Gina Inviere was a network administrator on the Pegasus at
the time of the attack. As it turns out, she was also a model 6 Cylon,
and to add a little fuel to the fire, she was also Cain's lesbian lover.
When it is discovered that she's a Cylon agent, needless to say Cain
takes it a little hard. She unleashes Lieutenant Throne on Gina, a
so-called "Cylon interrogator," and essentially tells him to do whatever
he wants to her. As we find out later on, his methods include beatings,
starvation, and gang rape. The surprising part of Razor, though, is the
demons that Kendra Shaw possesses. Throughout the film, she seems to be
haunted by something dark in her past, often seeking out the comfort of
hallucinogenic drugs for solace. We had previously learned from Pegasus
deck Chief Peter Laird of the assault on the Scylla, a civilian
transport that had escaped the Cylon apocalypse. It's Shaw's role in the
Scylla massacre that is the source of her demons, as we discover that it
was she who fired the first shot, personally executing a woman and her
children. She eventually receives her redemption, sacrificing herself to
destroy the Cylon facility and the first Hybrid. Overall, Razor shows us
just what is behind the evil of Admiral Cain and explains her actions,
making her more of a pitiable creature rather than a pure villain. 8)
Occupation
=E2=80=8BWhen we think of suicide bombings, we think of a horrible act
perpetrated by terrorists on innocents. Suicide bombings are cruel and
cowardly, and seemingly inexplicable to anyone with a conscience. And
then BSG had the "heroes" use them. When we last left New Caprica, the
Cylons had just invaded, the Fleet had turned tail and ran, and Leoban
was on the hunt for Starbuck. "Occupation" opens up with scenes from
across New Caprica: Ellen Tigh frakking her robot son in efforts to get
her now cyclops-like husband out of a Cylon prison, an attack on a Cylon
heavy raider by Tyrol and Anders, and most disturbingly, Kara Thrace
sitting down for a beautiful meal with Leoban, where she calmly shanks
him before sitting down and finishing her meal, literally bloody handed.
As the episode goes on, we learn the insurgency is growing, and needs a
larger and more effective form of attack. Former Viper pilot Duck
(above), who apparently has lost his wife to the Cylons, volunteers to
become a suicide bomber at the New Caprica Police graduation in hopes of
killing Gaius Baltar. Of course, instead of sending a message to the
Cylons, it instead strengthens their resolve. They crackdown on the
humans, and in the next episode take a majority of the characters we
care about prisoner. It's the first time in the series where it becomes
hard to sympathize with the humans, who resort to terrorist tactics that
so many people have condemned in the real world. 7) The Farm
=E2=80=8B "The Farm" opens with a bit of a shock -- specifically,
Starbuck getting shot while on Caprica. She awakens in the care of a
doctor named Simon. While it looks like she is going to live, Simon
relays the heartbreaking news that Kara's lover Sam Anders was killed
during the attack that put her in the hospital. Then he Simon
immediately suggests to her that she should really start working on the
whole baby-making thing, much to Starbucks dismay. Before long, and
still under almost constant sedation, Starbuck wakes with a scar on her
pelvis. The thing is, it's not her kidney that is missing, but her
ovary. She eventually escapes once she sees Simon talking to a Number 6
and determines that he is indeed a Cylon, but then walks into the truly
horrific aspect of the hospital -- the Cylons' have created a
baby-making factory, and numerous women, including resistance member Sue
Shawn, are attached to some kind of big Cylon frak machine. In an act of
mercy, Starbuck shuts down the machines, killing those attached to them,
but we are given the impression that there are hundreds of such
facilities scattered across Caprica and possibly the rest of the 12
Colonies. 6) The Ties that Bind =C2=A0 iframe[ www.syfy.com=A0] It was
bound to happen. Eventually, someone would discover the identity of the
Final Five. Of all the likeliest candidates to find out, Cally Tyrol was
the only one who lived full time with her hidden cybernetic hubby. As
Cally became more and more depressed with her lot in life, and more
upset with her husband hanging out with his new buddies all the time,
she took matters into her own hands and followed in the footsteps of
many paranoid wives -- she started spying on him. She initially thought
his extra-curricular activities were more along the lines of an
extra-marital affair with Tori, but after a little more digging, she
found the true Cylon nature of their relationship. Dazedly walking to
the hangar after clubbing Tyrol with a wrench a la Gordon Freeman, it
seemed like Cally was intending on killing herself and her toddler Nikki
via a launch tube, but before she can close the door Tori shows up to
talk her down. Finally, Tori is able to rescue little Nikki from his
suicidal mother, but unfortunately for Cally, Tori whips out her pimp
hand, bitch-slaps her, locks her in the airlock, and launches her into
the frozen void of space like a meat Viper. The episode's final scenes
are of her frozen corpse, eyes still open, while the Admiral informs her
husband.
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DON'T TAZE MY GRANNY!
By Jason Helton in Daily Lists=A0 , TV=A0
Monday, February 13, 2012 at 7:59 am
=A0 =E2=80=8BLike it or not, it's hard to deny that Battlestar Galactica
certainly left its mark on television. Not since Babylon 5 has a sci-fi
series so embraced long-running storyarcs, and worked so how hard to
incorporate real world scenarios into a science fiction universe. But
one thing can be said with no doubt whatsoever -- this show is dark as
shit. Aspects from the original series like cute robotic dogs, aliens,
little boys going on adventures, and much more are replaced with
characters with major flaws, tragedy around every corner, and not a
single character was safe. Reportedly, Sci-Fi Channel execs were upset
at the amount of darkness and despair in BSG's first few episodes, and
suggested to the writing staff that they show a happy time on the
Galactica, like a party or something. So the staff rewrote the opening
scene of "Acts of Contrition" to include a celebration -- in this case
the celebration of a pilot's 1000th landing. The Sci-Fi execs got their
party... complete with a missile drone literally crashing the party,
splattering 13 pilots across the bulkheads. Apparently, that was the
last time execs tried to interfere with the plot of the series. However,
that scene is nowhere near as dark and disturbing as some of the things
that take place during the series' entirety, as this list showcases.
Now, there's no way the short space of this article to list every single
dark point in the series; plus, trying to rank the horrible things that
happen in these episodes is like trying to decide which invasive dental
procedure you would like without anesthesa -- we simply did our best.
Warning: If you haven't seen Battlestar Galactica, there are a ton of
spoilers ahead. Also: This list is kind of a bummer. 10) Collaborators
=C2=A0 iframe[ www.youtube.com=A0] Emotions were running wild after the
rescue from New Caprica -- particularly ones of anger toward those who
were thought to be collaborating with the Cylons. The episode opens up
to deckhand and former New Caprica Police Captain Jammer kneeling inside
of a launch tube, hands bound, in front of a group of six other people.
He's tried by the group, consisting of some civilians as well as Sam
Anders, Colonel Tigh, and Diana Seelix, and then convicted, and the
group watches as he is sucked out of the launch tube. It turns out this
little group of six is a government-sponsored vigilante squad, tasked by
acting President Tom Zarek with finding, judging, and executing known
Cylon collaborators. With Jammer taken care of, they focus their
attention on their next target: Felix Gaeta. Of course, we all know that
Gaeta was the mole feeding the resistance information. Thankfully, Chief
Tyrol was on the other side of Gaeta's information funneling operation,
so when Gaeta describes his actions, Tyrol is able to confirm that
indeed Gaeta was working for the resistance, saving Gaeta from a
horrific death by launch tube. The idea that many people we have
typically thought of as heroes turning into vengeance-seeking murderers
is rather frightening, especially when we find out that the government
(or what's left of it) is behind it all. 9) Razor =C2=A0 iframe[
www.youtube.com=A0] For those unfamiliar with the series, Razor was a
Battlestar Galactica movie set mostly aboard the Battlestar Pegasus,
chronicling the story of Admiral Cain right after the attack on the
colonies, as well her assistant Kendra Shaw. As we've heard in stories
told by her crew in BSG, the Pegasus had a disturbing and violent past,
and the TV movie proves it. We had previously heard from Colonel Jack
Fisk that Cain murdered her previous XO when he refused to order a
suicide mission. Of course, Fisk quickly changed his story and claimed
it was a joke, but here we discover that Fisk told the truth as we
witness Cain take Colonel Belzen's sidearm and splatter his brains all
over the Pegasus CIC. But Cain's legacy was far from over. Civilian
consultant Gina Inviere was a network administrator on the Pegasus at
the time of the attack. As it turns out, she was also a model 6 Cylon,
and to add a little fuel to the fire, she was also Cain's lesbian lover.
When it is discovered that she's a Cylon agent, needless to say Cain
takes it a little hard. She unleashes Lieutenant Throne on Gina, a
so-called "Cylon interrogator," and essentially tells him to do whatever
he wants to her. As we find out later on, his methods include beatings,
starvation, and gang rape. The surprising part of Razor, though, is the
demons that Kendra Shaw possesses. Throughout the film, she seems to be
haunted by something dark in her past, often seeking out the comfort of
hallucinogenic drugs for solace. We had previously learned from Pegasus
deck Chief Peter Laird of the assault on the Scylla, a civilian
transport that had escaped the Cylon apocalypse. It's Shaw's role in the
Scylla massacre that is the source of her demons, as we discover that it
was she who fired the first shot, personally executing a woman and her
children. She eventually receives her redemption, sacrificing herself to
destroy the Cylon facility and the first Hybrid. Overall, Razor shows us
just what is behind the evil of Admiral Cain and explains her actions,
making her more of a pitiable creature rather than a pure villain. 8)
Occupation
=E2=80=8BWhen we think of suicide bombings, we think of a horrible act
perpetrated by terrorists on innocents. Suicide bombings are cruel and
cowardly, and seemingly inexplicable to anyone with a conscience. And
then BSG had the "heroes" use them. When we last left New Caprica, the
Cylons had just invaded, the Fleet had turned tail and ran, and Leoban
was on the hunt for Starbuck. "Occupation" opens up with scenes from
across New Caprica: Ellen Tigh frakking her robot son in efforts to get
her now cyclops-like husband out of a Cylon prison, an attack on a Cylon
heavy raider by Tyrol and Anders, and most disturbingly, Kara Thrace
sitting down for a beautiful meal with Leoban, where she calmly shanks
him before sitting down and finishing her meal, literally bloody handed.
As the episode goes on, we learn the insurgency is growing, and needs a
larger and more effective form of attack. Former Viper pilot Duck
(above), who apparently has lost his wife to the Cylons, volunteers to
become a suicide bomber at the New Caprica Police graduation in hopes of
killing Gaius Baltar. Of course, instead of sending a message to the
Cylons, it instead strengthens their resolve. They crackdown on the
humans, and in the next episode take a majority of the characters we
care about prisoner. It's the first time in the series where it becomes
hard to sympathize with the humans, who resort to terrorist tactics that
so many people have condemned in the real world. 7) The Farm
=E2=80=8B "The Farm" opens with a bit of a shock -- specifically,
Starbuck getting shot while on Caprica. She awakens in the care of a
doctor named Simon. While it looks like she is going to live, Simon
relays the heartbreaking news that Kara's lover Sam Anders was killed
during the attack that put her in the hospital. Then he Simon
immediately suggests to her that she should really start working on the
whole baby-making thing, much to Starbucks dismay. Before long, and
still under almost constant sedation, Starbuck wakes with a scar on her
pelvis. The thing is, it's not her kidney that is missing, but her
ovary. She eventually escapes once she sees Simon talking to a Number 6
and determines that he is indeed a Cylon, but then walks into the truly
horrific aspect of the hospital -- the Cylons' have created a
baby-making factory, and numerous women, including resistance member Sue
Shawn, are attached to some kind of big Cylon frak machine. In an act of
mercy, Starbuck shuts down the machines, killing those attached to them,
but we are given the impression that there are hundreds of such
facilities scattered across Caprica and possibly the rest of the 12
Colonies. 6) The Ties that Bind =C2=A0 iframe[ www.syfy.com=A0] It was
bound to happen. Eventually, someone would discover the identity of the
Final Five. Of all the likeliest candidates to find out, Cally Tyrol was
the only one who lived full time with her hidden cybernetic hubby. As
Cally became more and more depressed with her lot in life, and more
upset with her husband hanging out with his new buddies all the time,
she took matters into her own hands and followed in the footsteps of
many paranoid wives -- she started spying on him. She initially thought
his extra-curricular activities were more along the lines of an
extra-marital affair with Tori, but after a little more digging, she
found the true Cylon nature of their relationship. Dazedly walking to
the hangar after clubbing Tyrol with a wrench a la Gordon Freeman, it
seemed like Cally was intending on killing herself and her toddler Nikki
via a launch tube, but before she can close the door Tori shows up to
talk her down. Finally, Tori is able to rescue little Nikki from his
suicidal mother, but unfortunately for Cally, Tori whips out her pimp
hand, bitch-slaps her, locks her in the airlock, and launches her into
the frozen void of space like a meat Viper. The episode's final scenes
are of her frozen corpse, eyes still open, while the Admiral informs her
husband.
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